June 2012
mom: what if your future husband doesn't like your favorite band then what
me: why wouldn't he like his own music mom
80 years from now;
Me: //falls//
Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
Me: YOLO
Every time I finish a book,
most-awkward-moments:
I feel like I’ve lost a part of me and just sit there feeling empty
pastorbating:
there is literally no weather where shorts and uggs are appropriate
you’ve obviously never been to michigan then
bye squidward! bye mr krabs!
bye squidward
you said bye squidward twice
i like squidward
