mom: what if your future husband doesn't like your favorite band then what
me: why wouldn't he like his own music mom
80 years from now;
Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
Every time I finish a book,
most-awkward-moments: I feel like I’ve lost a part of me and just sit there feeling empty
pastorbating: there is literally no weather where shorts and uggs are appropriate you’ve obviously never been to michigan then
bye squidward! bye mr krabs! bye squidward you said bye squidward twice i like squidward