- police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
- me: not with that attitude
- first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
- end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
- teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
- me: firstname.lastname@example.org
What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at Hogwarts
- Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
- They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
- They live right by the kitchen.
- Their head of house teaches herbology.
- “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
- Slytherins obviously do cocaine.
THIS TAG OMG.